Life it turns out, did not give us lemons

Lemons it turns out are an hybrid between the bitter orange and citron. Grown originally in northeast India and Burma. So life it's turn out much like the feelings we accociate with such a notion, are entirely made up. We invented them. So the next time you someone says when life gives you lemons.... remember that even a bad situation is after all only a matter of perception. You may be making lemons out of oranges.... perhaps I should take my own advice sometimes. 

 

Ps. Life it turns out also did not give us broccoli. Something which I note critically under foods I was punished for not eating. Future ammunition, broccoli is really genetically modified cauliflower. All be it with 300 years behind it. Non the less. It turns out however we would or have much to eat had it not been for the genius of our ancestors, making maize form grass and what not.