Don't park

It's not rocket science friends, I get that to your arrogant privileged self this whole concept of non motorized transport is new. However, for most of your country men, have to use shanks pony so open up your eyes and be considerate.

Forget gender

My husband stole all my friends and now I'm not invited. The role of gender stereotypes and age, I seem to find the older I get the worse it becomes, as if society is saying, haven't you got over this yet? Let's be clear, guy friends I was friends with you before you got married not your wife, I like your wife but you were my friend, when you have a kid I want to celebrate with you. Get it! Or are you just an idiot? Things like like, buildings, making things this includes making buildings and embroidery and art I can do all these things this doesn't make me a girl, yes I want kids and am good with kids, no I don't want to spend my time talking about babies, let's be honesty they are rather dull. Ladies don't tell me other wise, I've work with kids and baby sat extensively. 

Secondly have we met? Seriously we've been friends for years why on this little green earth do you think I've suddenly changed into a girl who wants to talk about cloths, shoes and I don't know makeup, thinks that interest me 10 years ago and now, politics, business, cuties like discourse, city planning, gender roles, religion , critical theory .... You get the point. So stop it. Just stop it! 

Enthusiasm

What I saw when I woke up at 3:22 am today. As if to say, excellent why have you been sleeping all this time. Time to play, ball, ball, ball. 

The cloud of unsleeping

Yes it's 3:34am. Yes I am awake, this is due to the "cloud". You know the cloud that mythical place where your data goes to die, always accessible. Guess what it's someone's job to ensure you can access it at 2:26am when you really need to know what the spear sheet said. Know that you are proberbly ruining someone's sleep. The joy of being married to such a manager of cloudy storage( this is not a typo think thunder and lightning and how I will eat you tomorrow at work because I now too am tired) . Is that after the 2nd wake up call for the evening the whole sleep thing is over. You are welcome.