Black

Black, I must confess really is a happy colour ( also please note according to the oed colour is spelled with a u ) it's the funist colour to wear as it requires the least amount of for thought on the morning. It oddly makes things invisible like windows, doors and steel gates. 

And black is sexy ask the French/ Italians. Trust me when I comes to fashion no one is better at it. Trust me black is a damn sexy colour darling. 

First time proposal nerves

We we try to act like we don't care, nad where goth and behave like hipsters everywhere  every time a client doesn't like our work , or rejects our proposals by truthfully we are sensitive little artist types be nice to use. 

Marter Mom

Honestly, you know this person and I suppose we call become guilty of this at some points, but honstly if i hear the words ' I can't eat / take /do that i'm pregnant from another pregnant friend. I am barf. We get, your growing a human, its amazing, but we all know the second that kid is born you are going to pump it full of all kinds of drugs at the first sign of a sniffel with no regards for the consequences. So do us all a favour and take the medication to make you healthy. 

fok off

Because, sometimes this is really what we'd like to say to the world. Also I may have been terrorizing the neighborhood with 'fok of polisiekar' last night.  I feel that once or twice a year they need to hear some good Afrikaans anger and agst. If you have no idea what i'm talking about you may find a song here. Ps not for the easily offended. 

Daily emotion meter

Yes well , a good therapist would say we should be aware of our emotions. The problem is that most therapist work nine to five jobs and don't have clients who use words like , it doesn't speak to me , and i'm not feeling the vibe and yellow? I have yellow. Shut up I promise it will be amazing if you listen to me.

Better after yoga

Bad day's aside of course everything is better after yoga. Its really the adult form of an ice-cream cone for the body and soul. Try it sometime. 

Gone to bed

It has not been a good day today. That said it's a Monday that started off at the Dentist, so there is that. Also these words " We cant extract it today ,I forgot to tell you not to take anything which may cause blood thining." Call me an idiot but I'm not a dentist, we forget these details. Also there was the leave for meeting , drive half way there and THEN get a phone call to say i need not attend. Frown. And the client who's email system doesn't bother to inform you when its too full and bounces your mail back , so now the drawings are oh a week late. Sigh.

Ball of emotion

My husban would agree with the statement "Woman don't ask questions."  Also I really feel i should have been better informed about the hazards of switching birth control before hand. Really the pill should come with a warning label that reads, 'Warning.May cause erratic and irrational behavior is stopped. ' 

Only Dead fish....

Well this one is a little self evident. 

Salad

It may be better for you , but no good story started with someone ordering a salad.....