Entanglement theory

'Entanglement theory is when to atomic particles act together in an entangled system. i.e. when you do something to one of them the other responds accordingly.' I prefer to think of it as what happens in your bag, to your carefully wound up ear bud cable to make it impossible to unravel in the 15 min it took to get from your desk to your car. 

Lego

That is all ! 

He who must not be named

If you do not understand this joke. show it to the nearest person to you with small kids. 

THE GRIM TWEETER

I may have been reading too many Terry Pratchet novels of late. But don't you think Death also wants to be cool.

clandestine surveys

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